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Old lady from Bute

There was an old lady from Bute
Whose body was really hirsute.
The hair on her chest
Billowed out of her vest,
While her head was as bald as a coot!

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Wright

There once was a man named Wright
Who traveled much faster than light
He sped off one day
In a relative way
And returned the previous night

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BOBBINS PET.

THERE WAS A BOY NAMED BOBBIN,
WHO HAD A PET ROBBIN,
WHO ATE POPPIN.
IT BECAME FAT,
AND WAS EATEN BY A CAT.

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School sucks

School is like a jail
It protects us from the hail
5 days a week
Like a slap on the cheek
Finally we get enough skill to bail

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The beat of jack

There was a beat
That feel like a heat
It makes Jack
Ran to the lack
And ate a meat

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Stuck Fred

There once was a boy named Fred
he never gets out of bed.
The reason was he was stuck to the fuzz
and all around him bees buzzed.
Stuck here for life he said.

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The boy

There was once a young boy
Who loved to play with this cowboy toy
But he fell down
Right on the ground
So he lost his mind and became over joy

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A-Rod is a Cheater

A-Rod is a really big cheater
Unlike his teammate Derek Jeter
He's a disgrace of a man
Hope he gets hit with a can
He can no longer catch up to the heater

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Birthday Limerick, or Philosophy for an Elderly Youth.

Addenda of the years is our grim fate,
Old age for all of us still lies in wait,
But we'll hold up our chins,
And prove life just begins
With each new day, whatever be the date.

(4 December 1985)

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new doggy

Lisa got it into her noodle
Her next doggy would be a poodle
Her parents went shopping
Bought a wind-up dog hopping
Lisa now has the whole kit and kaboodle

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