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Horror film

I invited my girlfriend to dine
And to show her a horror film "Line".
"Take your hand off my knee!"
Told she suddenly me.
"But, honey, the hand is not mine".

Your rating: None Average: 2.7 (9 votes)

JACK

There once was a boy named Jack
Who sat on a very sharp tack.
He cried out loud
and gather a crowd.
Now Jack can't lie on his back.

Your rating: None Average: 3.7 (6 votes)

Unsightly weed.

As a man sat and pondered life
He remembered the words of his wife,
They were fretful words indeed
Because of her he pulled out his knife
And hacked down that unsightly weed!

Your rating: None Average: 1.5 (4 votes)

Mad J-Man

There once was a boy called J-Man
Video games his mother did ban
This made him boiling mad
Never a worse day he had
So he showed her, away from home he ran!

Your rating: None Average: 2.9 (15 votes)

bolly's wood

If Bolly did as Bolly should
and planted all the trees he could
a forest grew all straight and true
should it's name be Bollywood!!!!!!!!

Your rating: None Average: 1.9 (9 votes)

A mouse named MAY

There once was a mouse named MAY,
Who, in the skillet would play,
One day her desire,
Caught her on fire,
Now, she's "Petite Souris Flambé!"

Your rating: None Average: 3.6 (7 votes)

Old lady from Bute

There was an old lady from Bute
Whose body was really hirsute.
The hair on her chest
Billowed out of her vest,
While her head was as bald as a coot!

Your rating: None Average: 4.9 (238 votes)

Wright

There once was a man named Wright
Who traveled much faster than light
He sped off one day
In a relative way
And returned the previous night

Your rating: None Average: 3.9 (13 votes)

BOBBINS PET.

THERE WAS A BOY NAMED BOBBIN,
WHO HAD A PET ROBBIN,
WHO ATE POPPIN.
IT BECAME FAT,
AND WAS EATEN BY A CAT.

Your rating: None Average: 2.5 (22 votes)

School sucks

School is like a jail
It protects us from the hail
5 days a week
Like a slap on the cheek
Finally we get enough skill to bail

Your rating: None Average: 3.9 (28 votes)
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