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There was an old person in black
A grasshopper sat on his back
It chirped in his ear
And smuggled with fear
That helpless old person in black

 

I love doritos
better than fritos
they're the best
better than the rest
they are even bettter than burritos. not!

 

Basketball is super fun,
I even play it in the sun,
Everyone's wishing,
there will be swishing,
It is a sport where you have to run

 

There once was a cat named pat
Who was EXTREMELY FAT
And cause of that
That fatty cat
Could not even fit his big hat

 

There once was a boy named Patrick.
He loved to run around the track.
He ran through the snow.
Then he reached his home.
He showered and put his hat on.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

 

A kid went to Seven Peaks School
He thought it was very cool
He thought it was fun
When he played in the sun
But he'd still rather swim in the pool

http://sevenpeaksschool.org/

 

Last week I went to Devon
It was really like heaven
The sun was out
I played about
Then met my brother named Kevin

 

There was a young man from stroking.
Caught coughing his guts up from smoking.
When asked why this was,
He said it's because,
I think that it's better than choking.

 

There once was a honey badger
He had the moves like Jagger
Had a big bite
Ate everything in site but ended up being stabbed by a dagger

 

THERE ONCE WAS A PIMPLE
HE HAD 2 DIMPLES
HE BOUGHT A BIRD
THAT WAS A NERD
AND IT HAD TO TAKE A TINKLE

 
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