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I've heard of a man from Peru
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Corbin had a friend named Kevin
who's age was only eleven
they were best friends forever
and though they weren't together
Corbin's friend went to heaven

 

There was an old man of Sweden
Who had eaten
A bowl of bolonees
Which he spilt on his knees
Oh what a poor man of Sweden

 

A flea and a fly in a flue
We're imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

 

Their once was a dog named Buddy
who's paws were always muddy
his fur was brown and black
he loves his bones for a snack
he is furry and cuddly my dog Buddy

 

there once was a boy
who played with a toy
when that boy died
that toy came alive
and ate all little boys that didnt play with toys!!!

by kyndra mayfield

 

There once was a kid from our town
Who always had on a big frown
We thought if he'd smile
Just once in a while
His face would be turned upside-down!

 

There once was a boy named Kyle,
who passed out in a pile,
"Sh*t" he said,
as the pigs were fed,
I must of been out for a while.

 

Poor old Brown is dead and gone
His face you'll
see no more
For what he thought was H2O
was H2SO4.

 

Sue

There once was a girl named sue
She had a very bad cold achoo
When she woke up
There was juice in her cup
And her kitten ran away to the zoo

 
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