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I invited my girlfriend to dine
And to show her a horror film "Line".
"Take your hand off my knee!"
Told she suddenly me.
"But, honey, the hand is not mine".

 

There once was a boy named Jack
Who sat on a very sharp tack.
He cried out loud
and gather a crowd.
Now Jack can't lie on his back.

 

As a man sat and pondered life
He remembered the words of his wife,
They were fretful words indeed
Because of her he pulled out his knife
And hacked down that unsightly weed!

 

There once was a boy called J-Man
Video games his mother did ban
This made him boiling mad
Never a worse day he had
So he showed her, away from home he ran!

 

If Bolly did as Bolly should
and planted all the trees he could
a forest grew all straight and true
should it's name be Bollywood!!!!!!!!

 

There once was a mouse named MAY,
Who, in the skillet would play,
One day her desire,
Caught her on fire,
Now, she's "Petite Souris Flambé!"

 

There was an old lady from Bute
Whose body was really hirsute.
The hair on her chest
Billowed out of her vest,
While her head was as bald as a coot!

 

There once was a man named Wright
Who traveled much faster than light
He sped off one day
In a relative way
And returned the previous night

 

THERE WAS A BOY NAMED BOBBIN,
WHO HAD A PET ROBBIN,
WHO ATE POPPIN.
IT BECAME FAT,
AND WAS EATEN BY A CAT.

 

School is like a jail
It protects us from the hail
5 days a week
Like a slap on the cheek
Finally we get enough skill to bail

 
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