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My horible evil underwear
Has made me lose all my hair
I am apalled
That I am now bald
It must be for a dare

 

There once was a very neat school
Most everyone thought of it “cool”
Its emblem was nice,
It showed two cute mice,
In their mouths were maize and some drool.

 

TO DANCE WITH MY JULIE
NOTHING WARMER TRULY
LOVINGLY AND TOTALLY FINE
WONDEROUSLY OF DESIGN
LOVE OF PRINCESS SO RULELY

 

The weather had been so cold
I felt myself feeling quite old,
I saw a physician,
He wss a magician
And then i was as good as gold

 

the Gateway Arch was Created
When you passed and it was treated
For the Sun enblazoned a Golden
and Princess Julie be a holden
warmth of heart that it had heated.

 

You believe you are so cool
But your character is of a fool
You try to take good down
all you do is frown
so the court jester is your rule.

 

A factory worker named Sam
Really loved gravy, biscuits, and ham.
Now his job's overseas,
He can't eat what he'd please.
He now dines on dry toast and Spam.

 

There once was a man of large size
Who loved to eat Andersons Pies
He thought it was funny to hav a big tummy
Until it was rubbing his thighs
What a surprise

 

There once was a man from clare
Who went about in his underwear
They thought he looked funny
That man and his bunny
That naked old man and his hare

 

Twinkel-twinkel littel cigar,
I went on bar,
There I buy bottels nine,
Which are full of wine,
Then I buy a car.

 
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